All awards to Michael Fassbender!

Next year I’m just going to do a video/podcast where I have my own little miniature Oscars ceremony, with nominations that I’ve hand-picked. Maybe I’ll have little tchotckes from around the apartment serve as Award nominees. (Imagine a huge stuffed Totoro as Meryl Streep, or a devil rubber duck as Woody Allen). Then I’m going to have another video podcast where I predict the actual Academy Awards winners (I’m getting pretty good at this predicting thing; the less idealistic and more pessimistic I get, the better I become at predicting the winners). Had I cared enough to host an Oscars party, I would’ve won SO MUCH MONEY. But whatever. Next year!